I’m Published! Grab Your Copy!!

Well, after a big snafu, my first poetry collection, In the Garden of Remorse, is available on Amazon! I accidentally published it while trying to order a proof copy 😫. A dear friend from California purchased the version with some formatting errors, but he said he would treasure it, warts and all. All versions are available right now, including Kindle Unlimited!

I did not know independent authors still got screwed on the royalties. I had to price my paperback to a ridiculous price (especially for new authors) just to get a little over $5 per sale. I think I get around $3 per sale for the ebook. That would be fine if I had a following or could do decent marketing. No one follows me or cares what I have to say. Oh, well. I’m not doing it for the money, but it would be a great perk. Due to unpopular demand, I’ve decreased all prices 😒.

I hope I make a sale that isn’t family or friends 😂. I need a hype man!

~*~A Fish Named Henry~*~

I won a goldfish at the county fair.  

Poor goldfish — seeing that ping-pong

ball looming toward his home like Apophis.

His golden body glistened in the sunlight

as he swam in a bowl won from the dime pitch.

With the pride and confidence of any fish parent,

I changed his water at the sink — and watched

in horror as his slick orange body

slid from the bowl and down the drain.

The horror! The absolute tragedy!

Propelled by child’s logic, I fled

the house and ran down to the creek bank

to tell my brother and neighbor what happened

and asked if they saw Henry swim out of the pipe.

My brother deciphered my mucoid blubbering,

then promptly laughed at me.

Weeks later, our neighbor told me,

whilst fishing, he saw a big goldfish

swimming around and looking happy.

It took me a few years to realize

the truth, but when I did, I didn’t

appreciate it any less.

Don’t Die, My Love, Now that Andi’s Gone

Daily writing prompt
What book could you read over and over again?

I’ve re-read a lot of books because of my love of reading and hyperlexia. My most-worn books are Now That Andi’s Gone and Don’t Die, My Love. I read a lot of sad YA books growing up 😂. I also really liked My Darling, My Hamburger and read it a few times, as well as The Lovely Bones. I think my absolute favorite re-read is I Am Ozzy by Ozzy Osbourne. That’s a weird choice for me, considering I was never an Ozzy or Black Sabbath fan, but the book is awesome. I’ve listened to his solo stuff since (although I do love Changes).